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Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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