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Last updated Mar 2024
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
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You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee! -Professor
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
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Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor
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If this is anything like killing the pigeon on my balcony, we've got our work cut out for us. -Leela
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We've gotta save them! But the only weapon we have is my fan dance. -Fry
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I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle. -Professor
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Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo
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Of course, it would all require split second robot timing. That's where I come in. You see, I own a watch. -Bender
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We're just the people this mind-switcher was made for by us! -Amy
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I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches. -Bender
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A floor? We live like Kings! -Zoidberg
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As I told you on Suckerpunch Day, I'm through being a chump! -Fry
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Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock. -Narrator
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I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch? -Lrr
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What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr
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You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr
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Horns are a sign of virility. Plus, they house my testes. -Lrr
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This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender
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I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry
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