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Suggest Revision: Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
 
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Suggest Revision: I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
 
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