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Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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132 entries tagged including 61 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it.
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I think women are s..y when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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