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Suggest Revision: I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
 
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Suggest Revision: Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
 
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Suggest Revision: No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
 
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Suggest Revision: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
 
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Suggest Revision: I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
 
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Suggest Revision: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 
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Suggest Revision: Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
 
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