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Suggest Revision: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
 
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Suggest Revision: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.
 
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Suggest Revision: A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock
 
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Suggest Revision: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
 
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Suggest Revision: A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
 
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Suggest Revision: I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
 
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