Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
 
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Suggest Revision: If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
 
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Suggest Revision: Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
 
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