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Janeane Garofalo Quotes & Sayings
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19 entries tagged including 7 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Janeane Garofalo Topics
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
Janeane Garofalo
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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Janeane Garofalo
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The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
Janeane Garofalo
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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
Janeane Garofalo
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo
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I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
Janeane Garofalo
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo
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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo
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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Janeane Garofalo
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To love is to risk not to be loved in return
Janeane Garofalo
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Im sorry for being me. I wont ever do it again.
Janeane Garofalo
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Listening to your tape, I was reminded of this poem. It has the central question: Is it harder to count on someone or to know that you're being the one counted upon? Anyway, there's this part that goes: if equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me. Have you ever read that one? It's one of my favorites.
Janeane Garofalo
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