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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
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Suggest Revision: The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
 
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Suggest Revision: I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.
 
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Suggest Revision: If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
 
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Suggest Revision: Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.
 
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