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Suggest Revision: No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.
 
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Suggest Revision: If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont like crude oil, because its so vulgar.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.
 
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Suggest Revision: I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
 
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