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Suggest Revision: Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
 
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Suggest Revision: Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
 
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Suggest Revision: One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all different kinds of preferences. There's not that many women out there who like small penises, but I think I came out all right. Let's see if I ever get a date.
 
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Suggest Revision: Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was just saying thanks.
 
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Suggest Revision: My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and I act.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real
 
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Suggest Revision: When did Vampires get so good at Karate?
 
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Suggest Revision: I just read the headline 'Shannon Doherty's heart goes out to Kim Kardashian.' That's all.
 
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Suggest Revision: There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore.
 
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