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Suggest Revision: The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.
 
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Suggest Revision: Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
 
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Suggest Revision: The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
 
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Suggest Revision: If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.
 
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Suggest Revision: For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average, hey, let's get a pizza!
 
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Suggest Revision: My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
 
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Suggest Revision: I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
 
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