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Suggest Revision: CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
 
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Suggest Revision: New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
 
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Suggest Revision: Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went into McDonald's yesterday and said,
 
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Suggest Revision: Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
 
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Suggest Revision: Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
 
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Suggest Revision: Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
 
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