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Jay Leno Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2024
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If you came here tonight for s.. with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio.
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In California, 50 women protested the I'm pending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.
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Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
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President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
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More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
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The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.
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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.
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I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I had when I dated her, although I got a few more. I come in here and I enjoy it. I enjoy being a voyeur to show business. I enjoy looking at it and being around it. But it doesn't become my life. I don't let it absorb me.
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I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
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If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.
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My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
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George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
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