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Jersey Shore Quotes & Sayings
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90 entries tagged including 5 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Jersey Shore Topics
Drama Queen
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Being Drunk
QUOTES
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
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Guidos are here! -Pauly D
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I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D
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Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww
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I think the Statue of David is pretty s..y. Id do him. -Deena
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
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Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D
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Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt. -Deena
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It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D
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I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
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I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having s.. with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
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These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off. -Snooki
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The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation system in English. -Vinny
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No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D
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What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena
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Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D
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Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a switch in his head. Like its a disease. -Sammi
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Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out. -Pauly D
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We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
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