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Suggest Revision: he man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.
 
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Suggest Revision: Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if theres any justice, the minute theyre done building it, God will introduce a newer, smaller sun thats not compatible with their machinery.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
 
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Suggest Revision: Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called super broccoli designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in America have developed a way to stuff an Oreo inside another Oreo.
 
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Suggest Revision: A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.
 
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Suggest Revision: A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for a train set and hes like, Yeah, how bout a bus token?
 
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Suggest Revision: NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, theyre all going to be driven by aliens.
 
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Suggest Revision: Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
 
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