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Suggest Revision: In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 
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Suggest Revision: Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say
 
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