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Johnny Carson Quotes & Sayings
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38 entries tagged including 29 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Johnny Carson Topics
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In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
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Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money
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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"
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We're more effective than birth control pills.
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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