Johnny Carson Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
 
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Suggest Revision: The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
 
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Suggest Revision: Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready?
 
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Suggest Revision: My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
 
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Suggest Revision: For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
 
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Suggest Revision: If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
 
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