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Johnny Knoxville Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.
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This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonnaise.
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What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
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I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!
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Hit him in the ding ding!
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You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
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I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
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Hey, is my a.. burning?
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Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
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People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
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People go to car races to watch the crashes.
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I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
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I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.
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Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.
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It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
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I think everyone roots for the underdog.
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It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
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I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
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I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
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