Johnny Vegas Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
 
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Suggest Revision: Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
 
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Suggest Revision: For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
 
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Suggest Revision: Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
 
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Suggest Revision: I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
 
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Suggest Revision: I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
 
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Suggest Revision: I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
 
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Suggest Revision: I use very few muscles at the best of times.
 
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