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Suggest Revision: Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling? Vanessa: You found us in the Pennysaver?
 
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Suggest Revision: Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
 
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Suggest Revision: Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying,
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like,
 
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Suggest Revision: Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?
 
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Suggest Revision: Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.
 
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Suggest Revision: Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
 
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