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Suggest Revision: Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren, I would never barf in your earn.
 
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Suggest Revision: Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
 
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Suggest Revision: Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health class, how pregnancy, it can often lead to... an infant. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. -Mac MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff
 
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Suggest Revision: I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know? Like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple nice lesbos. -Juno
 
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Suggest Revision: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff
 
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