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Kathy Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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51 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Kathy Griffin Topics
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Whenever I see someone with a hat, I'm thinking 'You're a tool. What're you gonna prove?'
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
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So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out.
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I work constantly, I'm really driven by money, I'm really interested in money. It is not like I am rich by other star's standards, but I constantly strive for more.
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I love getting new things. I don't like BUYING new things, but I do love getting things given to me.
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I would actually prefer a guy named Tony, but I'll take the statue.
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I tell you right now, hands on the Bible, on my dog's life...I will NEVER remarry. I might eventually date, maybe even a few times, but I will not walk down any aisle that doesn't have cereal or bread on the shelves.
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A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
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I can't seem to filter myself ever. I used to say when I first started, the unspoken rule was 'no cancer, no AIDS.' But then I started going to hospices and I found that when people are in those kinds of dire situations, they want to hear the joke that is too far,
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
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When I check in for a flight, they still say, 'Ms. Gifford.' They think I'm Kathie Lee Gifford, but Frank is not my type.
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I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
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I speak fluent gay. I took two years in high school and it just stuck.
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I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs.
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A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now!
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I did feel very s..y and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
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The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
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That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.
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