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Suggest Revision: How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!
 
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Suggest Revision: So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at night. A pimp don't know what to wear, I'm down in the hotel lobby I got on a fur coat, some swimmin' trunks, some timberlands and uh umbrella 'cause I don't know what may happen in this raggedy bitch this evenin'.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a meeting with all these niggas in attendance tonight and established that there is no such a nigga. So stop looking for him. Some of yall had a 98% nigga and yall got rid of him for 2% now you siting next to a 71% nigga hoping he upgrade.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think pimp, therefore I am.
 
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Suggest Revision: In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are free to do the stupid shit...Like looking at ya own dick...and I think I speak for all niggas in attendance today when I say there ain't nothing better than looking at ya own dick.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga, this shit here nigga, this shit right here nigga, This shit called Deaf...Death? You mean I'm gonna hit it and die!! Not death nigga deaf...You hit this shit twice you wont hear shit.
 
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Suggest Revision: Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!
 
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Suggest Revision: If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
 
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Suggest Revision: Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a nigga aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
 
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Suggest Revision: TONIGHT!! WE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP!!
 
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