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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.

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Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night nigga?

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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'	839 up, 48 down

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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.

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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

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Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

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Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single..	435 up, 55 down

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It's about to go down.

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YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

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You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

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