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Suggest Revision: If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
 
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Suggest Revision: It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
 
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Suggest Revision: It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
 
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