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Les Dawson Quotes & Sayings
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10 entries tagged including 9 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a s.. maniac, but he failed his practical.
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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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