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Madea Quotes & Sayings
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37 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Madea Topics
Baby Daddy
A Real Man
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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.
Madea
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Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.
Madea
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A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.
Madea
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Baby Daddy quotes
A Real Man quotes
Being A Father quotes
A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.
Madea
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Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front of you because you're too busy looking back to see what he's doing.
Madea
283 Likes
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Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.
Madea
266 Likes
I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
Madea
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The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this.
Madea
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I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Madea
206 Likes
Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.
Madea
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A beast wit no neck, there it is!
Madea
147 Likes
Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of shoes!
Madea
116 Likes
Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.
Madea
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!
Madea
622 Likes
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Hellerrr How u durnin'
Madea
618 Likes
I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!
Madea
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I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
Madea
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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Madea
327 Likes
Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?
Madea
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