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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.

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Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.	256 up, 23 down

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A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat.	679 up, 61 down

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A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.	548 up, 66 down

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Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front of you because you're too busy looking back to see what he's doing.

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Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

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I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

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I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!

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Hellerrr How u durnin'

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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!

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