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Mark Russell Quotes & Sayings
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20 entries tagged including 5 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Mark Russell Topics
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell
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Science quotes
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I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
Mark Russell
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Sports quotes
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Mark Russell
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Business quotes
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Mark Russell
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You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.
Mark Russell
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We're just moving along as quick as possible.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Mark Russell
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The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.
Mark Russell
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell
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Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.
Mark Russell
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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
Mark Russell
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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
Mark Russell
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If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
Mark Russell
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I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.
Mark Russell
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
Mark Russell
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I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!
Mark Russell
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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Mark Russell
4 Likes
Business quotes
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
Mark Russell
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