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Suggest Revision: If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
 
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Suggest Revision: Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
 
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Suggest Revision: A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ...
 
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Suggest Revision: We are all alike, on the inside.
 
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Suggest Revision: To be good is noble, but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
 
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