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Michael Scott (The Office) Quotes & Sayings
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14 entries tagged including 5 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Michael Scott (The Office) Topics
Being Single
Dating
Information
Internet
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I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth.
Michael Scott (The Office)
8 Likes
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If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Michael Scott (The Office)
43 Likes
You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
Michael Scott (The Office)
9 Likes
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Michael Scott (The Office)
24 Likes
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael Scott (The Office)
30 Likes
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Between the sheets, we were like Jordan and Pippen.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
Michael Scott (The Office)
62 Likes
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.
Michael Scott (The Office)
22 Likes
Internet quotes
Information quotes
Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
Michael Scott (The Office)
18 Likes
Resents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.'
Michael Scott (The Office)
38 Likes
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I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott (The Office)
43 Likes
I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away.
Michael Scott (The Office)
29 Likes
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
Michael Scott (The Office)
60 Likes
Dating quotes
What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate, and desperate situations yield the quickest results.
Michael Scott (The Office)
100 Likes
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