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Miranda Hobbes Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
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This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of five hundred thousand dollars.
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I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself.
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Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
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I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
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Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep.
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My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo.
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Sure, Just type in your symptoms, hit enter, and wait for the word cancer to appear on the screen. Anyway, it turns out I'm a tongue thruster.
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I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....
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This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
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Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
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I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
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Just because he said he's gonna call doesn't mean he's gonna call.
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That's not true, you've had s.. with plenty of married people.
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I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
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Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
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I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.
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I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.
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A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
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I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos.
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