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Monty Python Quotes & Sayings
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11 entries tagged including 11 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok
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First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
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'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'
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We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
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He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!
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Always look on the bright side of life.
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My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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