Ned Flanders Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!
 
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Suggest Revision: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
 
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Suggest Revision: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
 
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Suggest Revision: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables
 
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Suggest Revision: Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
 
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