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Ned Flanders Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Ned Flanders Topics
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Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
Ned Flanders
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Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!
Ned Flanders
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Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables
Ned Flanders
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I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!
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Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
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Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
Ned Flanders
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If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
Ned Flanders
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Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
Ned Flanders
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Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
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Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!
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Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
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Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!
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Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
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Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
Ned Flanders
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I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?
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We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Ned Flanders
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Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?
Ned Flanders
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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
Ned Flanders
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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Ned Flanders
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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
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