P J O\'Rourke Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
 
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Suggest Revision: Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
 
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Suggest Revision: Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 
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Suggest Revision: The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
 
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