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 Death quotes 
Suggest Revision: Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
 
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 Stupidity quotes   College quotes 
Suggest Revision: Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
 
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Suggest Revision: No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
 
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 Famous quotes 
Suggest Revision: A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.
 
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 Drink quotes 
Suggest Revision: If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
 
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 Television quotes 
Suggest Revision: I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
 
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 Government quotes 
Suggest Revision: The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the smallest corners of life this much we can stand. But the real problem is that government is boring. We could cure or mitigate the other ills Washington visits on us if we could only bring ourselves to pay attention to Washington itself. But we cannot.
 
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Suggest Revision: Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
 
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