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Suggest Revision: What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
 
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Suggest Revision: We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
 
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Suggest Revision: My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
 
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Suggest Revision: If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
 
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Suggest Revision: A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
 
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Suggest Revision: What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
 
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