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Suggest Revision: Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
 
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Suggest Revision: Death ends a life, not a relationship.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't
 
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Suggest Revision: An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
 
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Suggest Revision: Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
 
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Suggest Revision: For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
 
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Suggest Revision: A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
 
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Suggest Revision: A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
 
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Suggest Revision: A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
 
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