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Robert Benchley Quotes & Sayings
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54 entries tagged including 21 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't
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After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
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Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.
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