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Suggest Revision: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
 
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Suggest Revision: I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
 
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Suggest Revision: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
 
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Suggest Revision: On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
 
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Suggest Revision: My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
 
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Suggest Revision: I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
 
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