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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.

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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]

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Women are cursed and men are the proof.

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself

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