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Snooki Quotes & Sayings
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42 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Snooki Topics
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.
Snooki
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I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her a.. crack.
Snooki
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We're not going to remember it. We're probably gonna make out. Team Meatballs!
Snooki
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Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.
Snooki
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Uh, my a.. is, like, protruding...Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.
Snooki
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I'm gonna show off my tat. Don't mess with me in here Party Lane.
Snooki
23 Likes
Let's have bunny s..!!
Snooki
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I mean if I was a guy, I would f*ck Paula. Hello, she's hot.
Snooki
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Let's just get wasty pants.
Snooki
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I dont think I represent anybody. I just go in and have a good time. It just so happens thats the lifestyle here. I dont think Im a role model. Im just a normal person. Im not trying to go out on the show and be like, All right, all the little girls watch me and do this. When I see seven-year-olds, theyre like, Oh, I envy you. Im like, Why? Youre seeing me party. Thats not something you should envy.
Snooki
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When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions. I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?
Snooki
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I need a talk show in my life.
Snooki
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I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome! Im scared because if I go under anesthesia, Im scared Im going to be awake the whole time.
Snooki
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I think no one knows how we really are. Obviously you see us on the show we party, we do this, and we do that. But outside of the show, were very quiet. Ill go to frickin Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people dont see that.
Snooki
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Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel better.
Snooki
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
Snooki
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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
Snooki
41 Likes
You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bi..., but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fu..in' like, save animals, like that's what I do.
Snooki
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I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.
Snooki
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