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Suggest Revision: Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say,
 
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Suggest Revision: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
 
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Suggest Revision: My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
 
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Suggest Revision: One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
 
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 Painting quotes 
Suggest Revision: I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
 
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Suggest Revision: I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
 
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Suggest Revision: The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
 
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Suggest Revision: I invented the cordless extension cord.
 
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