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Steve Carell Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated Apr 2024

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Newsflash: Michael Scott's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors.

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The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig.

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Looks like I am going to eat another big red candle.

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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.

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Beauty tip: Drink at least 300 ounces of water a day. Your skin will glow! ***Spoiler Alert*** This will result in kidney failure and death.

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I am deeply flattered when people refer to me as an ugly Jon Hamm.

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Look for me on American Idol tonight. I won't be appearing, just look for me.

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Sometimes the glass is half full, and then you marry one. Wait...

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I've been looking for an un-registered dietitian, but they're impossible to find.

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Hyperbole is a thousand times better than exaggeration.

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Just delivered Class Day address at Princeton. Should have actually written a speech. Congrats to my niece Maggie.

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This morning I had a delicious breakfast of hashtags and bacon.

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The next person who calls me a 'nice guy' is going to get punched in the face.

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After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'

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Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed.

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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...

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I have a helluva lot more money than I used to! That's the only perceivable difference. I will definitely be able to send my kids to college now, which was a question before.

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I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind it just seemed it would something that guy would do. It was fun not to have to shave for six weeks.

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I don't think of myself as funny, I don't fill up a room with my humor...I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

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I never approached the character in terms of his s..uality. In my mind, he was just a person who was in love and got rejected. That's a universal theme that everyone can empathise with. I wasn't looking for a departure or any kind of breakout character role. I just thought it was a really good script. It made me laugh, and it touched me.

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