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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!

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I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is mine!

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Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of that!

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I've traveled the world the last few years, Sometimes I think of home, and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears.

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Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces.

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Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses.

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And thats the bottom line cuz Stone Cold says so!

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Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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He's dumber than a bag of rocks! (Mankind)

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Well, where is he Jim? Under your hat? (to JR, in reference to The Undertaker)

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