Weird Al Yankovic Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
 
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Suggest Revision: Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
 
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Suggest Revision: Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
 
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Suggest Revision: Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
 
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Suggest Revision: No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
 
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Suggest Revision: The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
 
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Suggest Revision: Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
 
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