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Suggest Revision: I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
  
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Suggest Revision: Eighty percent of success is showing up.
  
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Suggest Revision: I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  
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Suggest Revision: The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
  
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Suggest Revision: Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
  
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Suggest Revision: I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
  
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Suggest Revision: I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
  
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Suggest Revision: If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
  
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Suggest Revision: As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  
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Suggest Revision: I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
  
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