Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
 
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Suggest Revision: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am an only child. I have one sister.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
 
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Suggest Revision: Eighty percent of success is showing up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
 
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Suggest Revision: The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
 
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