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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
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171 entries tagged including 81 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
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Remember, if you smoke after s.. you're doing it too fast.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
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